How to Make Russia Beg for Mercy!!!

# Require Russia to adopt Obamacare.

# Ban the mining and use of coal in Russia.

# Do not allow any drilling on Russian publicly-held land.

# Redefine the Russian work week to 30 hours.

# Raise the Russian minimum wage.

# Mandate overtime pay for Russian government workers.

# Demand that Russia pay welfare benefits to its illegal immigrants.

# Require Russia to enact the same regulations as the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency.

# Increase the Russian national debt by $6 trillion dollars.

# Require Russia to reduce all elements of its military force and capabilities by reductions to its military budget.

SOURCE: http://www.theabsurdreport.com/2014/obamas-war-on-america-is-his-top-priority-by-alan-caruba/