Major Winter Storm - Leave USA Before It's Too Late!

A friendly reminder:

Don't go out if you do not have to.  This is the big big big one, much biggerer than the prior big big storm.  Don't drive if you don't have to.  Stay home and avoid the danger.  Keep your kids chained to the TV.  God only knows what will happen if they venture outdoors.  Prepare!  Buy soda, popcorn, peanuts, cigarettes, beer, candy,...    You could be snowed in for years.  Listen to municipal revelations.   Tune in for weather updates.   Don't burn the snow because it will not melt and will smell like plastic which could instantly kill you.  Forget about the elderly, they don't have long to live anyhow.  In case of an act of vandalism on an electric facility by professional snipers, make sure you have a radio and extra batteries.  Remember, the Iranian warships are here to help.  

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/02/10/major-winter-storm-targets-battered-east-coast/